Kill Iran
"B-2 stealth bombers, each carrying twenty ground-penetrating guided munitions, can destroy much of Iran's nuclear facilities and government centers. Some might carry reported electro-magnetic pulse weapons that can destroy all the electronic circuits that comprise Iranian missiles, key military communications and computer facilities. And it may be that we have the ability to attack Iran's military and financial computer networks with computer viruses and "Trojan horses" that will make it impossible for Iran to function militarily and economically. Our strategy must be implemented before Ahmadinejad can test his nukes. Whether that test can happen next month or next year is immaterial. The time for us to act is now."
(referenced by The Free West)
Our next target. This brilliant piece of conservative fiction sets the senses ablaze. But long and complex prophecy tends to, does it not? Start with a wildly speculative, fanciful opening filled with military tactics and imminent nuclear tests. For your main characters, let's have a suicidally reckless Iran brandishing its nuclear missles and inevitably exchanging nuclear attacks (yes, that's what's going to happen in Babbin's world, if we don't act now) with Israel to more clearly delineate the lines of battle. Now if the government doesn't resort to a two-prong attack -- B-2 surgical strikes and Trojan horses (excuse me, "Trojan horses": I hope he means wooden horses filled with men, as opposed to e-mail attachments) are suggested here -- to set Iran straight, we're practically begging for a nuclear armageddon. We have to do it -- for Israel, for America, for the children. (For more sensational copy like this, you'll have to check out Babbin's page-turner Inside the Asylum, which totally reverses the hate on Europe.)
Is this a direct appeal to the president? Even so, what war was ever fought on these terms? And who's next, Kuwait? Their oil fields are depleted, but the irony would be rich.
Comments
For your main characters, let's have a suicidally reckless Iraq brandishing its nuclear missles...
Didn't you mean suicidally reckless IRAN - I mean Syria - I mean France...
pam; January 24, 2006 7:55 AM
Thank you, Pam... it does get confusing sometimes, remembering who your enemy is supposed to be. Can I hire you full-time?
Christy; January 24, 2006 1:14 PM
Yes. Yes you can. But like Dick Cheney, I take my payment in Evil Offshore Stocks, Bwah Ha Ha.
Also, I never disclose my location. For security reasons.
Just FYI. :)
Pam; January 24, 2006 2:39 PM
It is correct. The time to press is now more than ever at our doorstep. I have taken part in military actions in Iraq for 22 months in country and now it is time to clean up the middle east. I do feel that me being a US Marine, I am a part of the "worlds 911" that we can handle anything. I think that we should handle this way before it gets out of hand. And this time lets not make the same mistake we did in the Gulf in 91', lets make sure they are all dead and they cannot operate for years.
Cpl Hewitt Stephen; May 3, 2006 12:45 AM
I agree with u totally they all need to die cause they are out of controlcause the enxt thing u knoe iran will be selling nuclear weapons to terrorists an thats hte worst thing that can happen so iran needs to been tooken off the face of the earth as with hte whole middle east.1
Anonymous; May 3, 2006 5:50 PM
Why not wipe Iran off the map.
At the very least we kill its leaders and hope that the next generation has some sense.
Wage Peace; August 4, 2006 11:08 PM
The supreme idiocy of the American people, of the Bush Administration, of the Democrats of anybody and everybody that thinks Iran has any intentions of curtailing it's intentions to obtain a nuclear weapon and either use it as blackmail or to actually use it is unbelievable. People wonder why mainstream Muslims do not condemn their brothers murderous intentions. Check it out, there are Muslims killing Muslims everyday in Iraq without any hesitation. They will and are going to bring their killing machine to US soil again if we do not wake up. If four bank robbers show up at a bank, three go inside and kill two bank tellers in the process of robbing them and then leave. The driver is complicit in the crime. American muslims, muslims worldwide are complicit. This is a barbaric religion whose roots, foundation and goals share nothing with the modern world. Do we need Steven Hawkings or perhaps Werhner Von Braun to explain to us the bottom line here. Whether this is a religious or ideological war it is a war none the less with the very survivability of thw world as we know it being at stake. Damn Rice and The State Department, they will show a white flas as Chamberlain did in the late 30's. If attacking Iran with impunity and without reservation can guarantee the end to this mideastern terror plot than we should attack immediately with the full force and effect of our military to bring Iran to it's knees and force the capitulation of this homicidal regime.
Mike Zone; September 6, 2006 11:07 PM
The recent meeting of Chavez and Abuslobadob in cuba was a strategic meeting for launching an assault on the US. I believe the recent speeches fron chavez' and abuslobadob in the US were intended to stir dommestic terrorist for iran. We must strike immediately at chavez and slobadob. Once we are hit hard by these terrorist, the iran and ven. oil will be cut off and this will add tremendous panic among our citizens. I hope we all wake up. We must kill our enemies or be killed
Redtailhawk; September 22, 2006 3:51 PM
yes get on them fast,,,bomb before is too late
billy; October 24, 2006 7:34 AM
I hope we can nuke Iran, Afterwards we take it to our streets and finish the job here... We then say to the world " see... dont fuck with us" look at the ottoman empires history... lets not assume american is forever.... lets not assume they arent possibly wanting to take over the world. We need a domestic database of muslim gathering church spots... when the shit hits the fan, i wanna know where to go with my game face on... america rocks, even though our politicians suck
david h; December 4, 2006 7:25 AM
I'm available to push any button that will kill every last person in Iran. It would be nice if we could use Neutron Bombs. I'm not sure we have any thanks to Carter. This act will remind the world how horrible Nuclear Weapons are, rid the earth of the Iranians, and show the rest of the Isalmic World what is in store if they don't smarten up real fast. Let's just get it over with now before we all have to suffer anymore for "Islam".
American; January 15, 2008 7:27 PM
I am appalled at the hatred expressed in this discussion. Is this type of fear the right answer to the challenges with Iran?
Gerd; January 27, 2008 9:32 PM