Tuesday, May 6, 2008

As Long As There's No CCTV Involved

German strip-searching causes outrage in US military base school

What is the legal difference between America and Germany on the topic of strip-searching? Not very much. The laws aren't very different, as the enforcement directives aren't either. Given due suspicion, police can and do have the right to strip-search an individual. The devil's in the details, of course. And the attitude. In America, laws vary from state to state, and some would make you wince: the permissions well exceed German law.

The thing is: do Americans do it as much, or think it's okay?

Consensually, not really. That's why we have indignation. This particular bust was handled well, what with the same-sex administration and privacy considerations. It's just -- why the hell did they have to search kids? Wheeler-dealer adults that should know better -- and attractive girls on the wrong side of Peter-Principled law enforcement lechers -- are the usual targets for strip search abuse. Permissions can run high in the states, and it's one of those American pet peeves, like excessive drug sentencing or corporations seizing private property, that one must hope get phased out as part of some judicial priority against hysteria.

But legalities are not the point. It's an attitude difference. First, Americans do not have the same attitude towards police as Germans do. There's not as much respect, and character appraisals in general are negative (thus my remark about lecherous police above). Second, Americans have a problem with nudity and sexuality that Europeans, in general, do not. The thought of adult hands touching our children's naked bodies -- sure, doctors and nannies do it, but that's different -- sends us into an anal nightmare. Third, and this is our constitutional refrain: you're going to need a warrant for that.

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Wow! Gross! After reading your posting, Mr. Christy, I have thought a little bit about what it would be like to go to school one day and be strip-searched by German police. So, after thinking about what it would be like to be strip-searched AND what it would be like (or might be like) not to be strip-searched, I have decided that, for me, if I were a high school student in Germany or wherever, I would not, repeat NOT, like to be strip-searched by the German police. (That second "NOT" is NOT a double negative, meaning that I would actually like to be strip-searched.) Furthermore, I don't care if it's not the German police strip-searching me -- I still would not like being strip-searched. In other words, sign me up under the non-strip-search category.

Well, see, Sam, if you could just stay off the drugs, I don't think you'd have anything to worry about.

Hey, and is this THE Sewickley Sam? If so, hook an Anglo up.

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