Respek.

It has come to our attention that two comments from our blog have been accidentally removed. We're sorry about this: it was nothing personal, please repost. Apparently word has gotten out that Ben and I are impotent, pharmaceutical-abusing investment platformers, and a lot of parties have been contacting us along those lines. We've been forwarding their addresses to FBI agents that are normally gathering forensic evidence on 12-year-olds. It's taking their business proposal and counter-offering with our own: after all, if you're looking for impotent, pharmaceutical-abusing investment platformers, Washington D.C. is the place. You're welcome. In fact, thank yourself.

But it's just like the mail: there's bound to be a small percentage of error as we tighten the cheesecloth binding Anglofritz together. Rest assured, we are redoubling our efforts. On your side of the bar, I've linked to a few ground rules for posting comments on a blog -- really, any blog, not just ours. Outside of the above situation, there's really no rules (sorry). It's a pretty basic vibe. Be easy, and don't use our site to promote yours. It's like putting a sticker on my shirt, writing your blog name on my knuckles and making me hold them up and smile as you take a picture of us Myspace-style. Don't do it. Putting your site in the URL entry should be enough.

Other than that, everything is perfect, We love reading the comments. You guys are funnier than we could ever be. In fact, what would we be doing without you? Minding the Klowand?