Nationalistic Wonderland Update
No English football caravan at Iffezheim after all
Check the first post on the proposed football camp.
Ben and I have just gotten out from a hooligan intelligence meeting (for reasons to be revealed later, we've been tailing the Polizei pretty hard this month), and man, the air has never smelled so sweet. But the news isn't that great -- the thugs are coming in for the World Cup from Poland. That is, the thugs that don't already live here.
We think they'll mostly land in Krakow and enter from the southernmost border. Cops will depend on their fancy marches and robot helpers to deter stadium violence, but expect moderate rumbles radiating out from English and Irish pubs around the city. The Landespolizei could need every ounce of their legendary powers of perception. As for Anglofritz, we're trying to scramble our media and do some immersion reporting, which might put a few more stitches in our collective faces.
I know British people have gotten angry about this, but they're mostly the ones we're looking out for. We've got huge loads of Marmite for them, both to entice and ensnare extremities. There's a lot of Dutch rowdies too, but they're easily pacified by rotating the following device clockwise:
As you can see, our paramilitary unit is ready to roll.