Poke holes in Beckham for a Teuton victory

Gotta love the Daily Sun, the most bro-centric rag on the island. Why do they even bother with the "Woman" section? Oh, I know: to aggravate their weight anxiety.

Anyways, the wizard war is on! Buy a doll and get pinnin'! I'm reminded of my Mardi:

"In a certain quarter of the Archipelago was an island called Minda; and in Minda were many sorcerers, employed in the social differences and animosities of the people of that unfortunate land. If a Mindarian deemed himself aggrieved or insulted by a countryman, he forthwith repaired to one of these sorcerers; who, for an adequate consideration, set to work with his spells, keeping himself in the dark, and directing them against the obnoxious individual. And full soon, by certain peculiar sensations, this individual, discovering what was going on, would straightway hie to his own professor of the sable art, who, being well feed, in due time brought about certain counter-charms, so that in the end it sometimes fell out that neither party was gainer or loser, save by the sum of his fees."

Who has the greater witching ken: Germans or Britishers? Sure, the English used to be druids and live in caves, but I'm going to have to give this one to the Germans. In the end, we've got more active pagans. But I guess there's only one way to find out...