The quest for the proper webcams takes us over some interesting promontories -- to wit, Shine SF. You'll find yourself paginating endlessly through their simple premise: a portrait camera in a nightclub that uploads directly to a Flickr account. What won't they do? Besides intermittently take decent pictures -- that's what you're surveying for, remember? The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

Now, thanks to German Joys, we can take the whole process a step further. Why navigate through the mazes of meaningless hookups and played-out Mardi Gras flashes when we can cut straight to the betrothal? The Marriage-O-Tron at the Landeshauptustadt Düsseldorf shows you who's getting hitched real-time. Should they go through with it? What are they talking about? Why is he protesting so much? You'll be whiling away your days with questions like these, but not your nights -- they look like the picture above.