Has The German Economy Gone For A Burton?
You may have been thinking that the German economy has gone for a Burton, and if you're British, you may have been sniggering at the so-called power-house of Europe creaking and croaking like an old virgin at it's 10% unemployment and it's less-than-1% growth rate, while the unfastidious English have been getting rich selling people more Italian sandwiches and cartons of coffee than a rational society should need.
But you'd be wrong, because the German bet that making things that are actually useful - machine parts and power-saws, for instance - may be reaping unforeseen dividends. They sell them to booming countries, because other countries, like China, need good machines for their over-enthusiastic production and mad economic expansion. Hamburg is making a mint exporting German industrial parts, and with new labour reforms demanding more from the workers, the figures are beginning to swing in favour of the teutonic tortoise again.
P.S. - Does anyone know where Christy is? He's not in and it's early in the morning. He's been acting oddly ever since returning from America. He spends a lot of time in his room sleeping, but late at night I can hear the sound of a power-saw. Suddenly there's no more Müller Milch-Reis in the fridge, while there's stock-pile of Lidl muesli bars in his room. Perhaps the trip to his old country has re-awoken Republican impulses, and he's out recruiting children for our revolutionary army. He has been brooding over maps ever since he found out that Napoleon was of Italian descent.
Ach, leave this trouble to me.

Comments
7am? If I know you and I do know you, you wrote this before going to bed. Get some sleep or I'll tell mum
Sebastian; May 11, 2006 3:16 PM
Ben, I'm with your mum. I'll be home this afternoon.
Christy; May 12, 2006 5:32 AM
Heeeey!
The Real Christy; May 12, 2006 3:29 PM