Herr Braun? Bundesliga On Line 2
Yesterday, there was a lot of cars honking in Kreuzberg. At first, I chalked it up to the hundred or so wedding processions that happen every weekend of Alive Season (May-September), but after a while, I realized the events were too sporadic and dispersed. I also saw a lot of pastel shirts and high and tights in the participating cars, but whatever, that was just a piece of intelligence. My thoughts grew more national when I saw how animated even the most grizzled old Turks were.
My best guess at press time is that it was a celebration of Atatürk Day or something else beyond my ken, but when I saw the car doing 180 after 180 on Wrangelstrasse and waving a Turkish flag out the sunroof (and screaming funny epithets about how much they rule) at the time, my first thought was: World Cup. Turkey has slain Ghana in the friendlies or something like that. I guess that's just how prevalent football is here: people are excited? It must be the World Cup.
Well, here's another story to hammer it home -- in the face of encroaching globalism, unions are crusading for early work release on the days of important matches. The game starts at 15:00, so we'll need to get off at 14:00, change into our jerseys, and split a six-pack before we hit the Kniepe. Now maybe you'll understand how overbearing the pressure is in 2006, and why I can't stop talking about it, Poindexter though I am. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking off early -- got a game to catch. And don't tell me there's no game.

Comments
Dawg,
I'm getting seriously pissed here. For how long are you in the country now? Do you deliberately want to piss us off? What have we done to deserve such a punishment? We, that we are the only friends left in the world? In a country where we call the "Sportschau" if Heribert Fassbender mispronounces the name of the albanian referee! So if you don't want to loose you Abitur and want to get deported, go down on your knees and beg for forgiveness! It's called KNEIPE!
Bulette; May 16, 2006 3:18 AM
Kommissar Kniepel!
Pickelamvolksarsch; May 17, 2006 3:12 PM