Smell my Swiss Cheese you Mother!
What's happened to the exclamation mark? Is it just me or are girls using it wrong? Example sms:
Hi! How are you?! Xxx
I'm fine now stop shouting, it doesn't suit you. That's not the girl I know, she never really raises her voice, whether it be in exclamation, astonishment or a command. Fair enough, I'll concede that it is often utilised correctly but it just seems weird and overused. Yahoo!
In other news, some of Britain's biggest names were in Luzern over the weekend at the Rose d'Or TV festival. None other than sit-back-and-watch Noel 'House Party' Edmonds presented Ricky Gervais with an award for something, I don't know what. Noel is at the lower end of TV culture who somehow, according to friends of mine, hosts a successful game show called 'Deal or No Deal'. Ricky Gervais, most famous for his role as 'David Brent' and at the same time co-writer of 'The Office', is our current national celebrity export. That these two should come together on neutral Swiss territory is somehow apt don't you think?
Graham Dott won the snooker world championship last night. In what was the longest final in history, I managed to keep two Germans up watching what can only be described as more boring than wanking without porn. Nevertheless, there were some promising signs as one of them pestered me about the rules of the game, taking in every piece of information like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
Mr Leonardo has been updating us all with his guide to Berlin. King of the Doner, lord of the Currywurst, what he failed to mention was our regular trips to the Marx Cafe in Kreuzberg. The 3.50 Euro 'Marx Frühstück' and a good friend at your side is almost a pleasurable as drinking from the furry cup.
Comments
Could somebody please keep this Swiss moron off this website? This guy annoys the crap out of me. Imagine what you get when you cross a Brit with a Swiss: an alcoholic in slow motion. I don't care about his stories, they are retarded! Beat it, Schafsäckel!
steini; May 3, 2006 1:25 AM
No way, man. Seb's the best Anglofritz writer yet. He has a no-nonsense view of life I find very refreshing in this world of smart-ass opinion-mongers. Keep spreading the word!
Charles; May 3, 2006 2:06 AM
Sebastiano's writing about the new Matura and the perils it could hold for new young teachers was insightful. Also, because I had read it, I was able to sound smart at work today. You see, because I had heard about this latest story from Swiss education, I was therefore able to participate in a conversation on the topic.
The Fan; May 3, 2006 5:57 AM
You are pathetic!
steini; May 3, 2006 7:56 AM
Phew! It's getting ugly on Anglofritz! Seconds out round two ding ding.
Bert; May 3, 2006 5:09 PM
I, Sebastian Knight, would like to throw you, Steini, into a very dark, disused canal. Thank you i feel much better now.
Sebastian; May 3, 2006 5:11 PM
Go Seb! Never ceases to raise a smile from me gives us another insight to the strange world of mainland Europe. You're lucky he's a cross between a Brit and a Swiss, he's got the drunken agression but of course he won't join in a fight he'll just hold the money for the eventual victor......
Anonymous; May 4, 2006 1:18 AM
What the fuck is wrong with that Steini bird, has she got a thatch up her snatch or something? Seb what have you said that's pissed off that trout so much?..
A Brit Friend of Germany; May 6, 2006 3:08 AM