Sure, we've all been stretching the HTML video sites to the max lately, but mostly just to watch excerpts or old episodes of shows on the bright side of copyright disclosure. Are you telling me you haven't even once seeded the word "fight" into your searches?

What's shock video without the shock? Ignore it, and you're taking all the illicit fun out of the internet. Sure, there's a lot of fight scenes in films, good and bad, but you need the real gladiator shiz to get you by in this brave new world. It doesn't have to be that notoriously rough PTA meeting, but maybe a little German basketball fight will do it. Basketball fights are the worst: lower even than baseball, which at least has a little rancor behind it. But the ongoing ferocity of this one gives it a few points in favor. Shock! Blut!