courtesy of lichtundschatten

If English fans are getting too rowdy, spilling beer everywhere and shouting unintelligibly, there's only one thing to do (and you were going to do it anyway, because it's summer and you're German): take off all your clothes. They're used to it in their lad mags, but the presence of a real naked girl will eventually dry up the flow of gibes and nationalist epithets, and then if you blow hard enough, they'll flake and fly away, like ashes.