Nothing is easy anymore. Just when you think you've got all sussed out. You used to think if you saw a man with no hair on his head and a swastika tattoo on the back of his neck, "Aha! Here is a man generally aggrieved and probably violent. I should try to offer him a wide berth." Nowadays, though, he could just be a gay man with an unusual substance.

What you should look out for in this day and age are tattoos with pagan runes on them and certain numbers. There are three things they could be - 1) Old hippies who never learnt to play the guitar. 2) real wizards offering you dark exits from your existential crisis (just don't get me started!) 3) Neo-nazis. Seeing as the first group are hopelessly lost in a place as good-humoured and happy as the blue room, and the second group I just made up, it's probably best if you avoid them altogether, and then you'll be in the unenviable position of having to have Merkel's parties for her. She never shows anywaze.

This is the best waz to spot a disguised nazi.