Those of you that live in Berlin might get your regular jollies by going to the theatre. If that's so, why not go down to the English Theatre on Fidicinstr in Kreuzberg from Tuesday to Saturday this week? You will be able to see the modern re-enactment of the story of that crazy bird Salome.

All reports and previews have suggested that this will be a searing and visceral performance torn alive from the guts of urban life.

It starts at 8 and it'll be grrrrrrrrrrreat.