Thursday, November 6, 2008

Christy Leonardo

christy at anglofritz dot com

Recently forced out of America for something called "The Bird Incident," Christy is currently enjoying an extradition loophole in Berlin. He has worked so many different jobs that sometimes he accidentally complains incorrectly. He has been working on a novel for the past 10 years: all that's left to sort out is the subject matter.

Entries by this author:

Die Schule Ist Aus

The Rules Are Changed: German Gets Less, and More, Complicated

BBC Languages: Thank You For Sending Me An Angel

Kick The Flowers Into The Water

Grease Trail Tracked, Steadily Moving SE

Hammer Schnitte!@

Too Sexy By Far

I Enjoy Juicy Erotic: Enter The Gates of Vulva

Battlefield Berlin: Scientology Must Be Banned

Goddammit I Love America!

The Art of Germanity -- Only Mention The War (Part 2)

The Art of Germanity -- Making Non-Lame Short Films While Reaching Far Across Borders (Part 1)

Strange Sculptures

This Monday's News Items

Sharon Stone auf der Suche nach Naughty Germans

The One About Violent Video Games

Changier Than Thou

Fair Weather Freunds

The Wiki That Never Was

Hau den verdammten Dax!!

Demonstration Is Unemployment With A Bigger Budget

Did you mean for me to scream?

Tuesday’s Great Contributions to Culture

No Back Rubs for 2007

My Own [Pecuniary] Prison

Wir Warten auf's Christkind Wednesday

Ones from Home, and You’re Typical; One from Every Country, and You’re a Diplomat

Intellecktuellnutten

Nothing Better To Do?

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Boars

Things-To-Do Friday

Making An Example

What Theater May Come (With Nudity (I Hope))

Wildfire

A Way Is Opening Up

“Directed By An Obscure Man Of Genius….”

Broadsheet Wednesday

Down and Out, In and Of, the EU, Part 3: Advice

Down and Out, In and Of, the EU, Part 2: Struggle of Class Versus Class

Down and Out, In and Of, the EU, Part 1: Scenario

The #1 [Government-Owned] Gig In Town Is Up For Sale

A Penny for the Old Guy

His Hands Are Bananas

Two-Component, Highly Unstable

The Arraignment Of The Damned

Refuting The Suckage

Horsemen Of The Apokalypse Thursday

The Writing On The Wall

The Klogeld Manuever

Social Democrat Rising

I Declare A Thumb War

Stereotypical German News Gazeteer

Death To Sterculius

Make Benefit

The Brain Trust

The Straight Dope From D-Land

Looking Is Just The Beginning

Wyncken, Blyncken

Changes In Longitudes

Tec-pocracy

So It Was Gay

No One Is Safe

The Gleam Of The Cross

A Story That Sells

Bring Me the Head of the Prophet

Wow-ing Their Socks Off

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 18: Interview with Henry Thomson

The Comparison Is Forbidden

Committed

9/11/01 + 5

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 17: Interview with Justine Electra

Light Rail Kills Babies

What's Rotten In Denmark: The Meat

Fun Games With Identity

Article By Article

Persona Non Grata

Whatever Happened To Virtual Reality?

Help Us, Heinrich!

Terror-ists

Required Reading

Lose Yourself

Sehr Gut

Error Of Magnitude

Haterade

Tabloid Tuesday

No One Can Tell Me That I'm Doing Wrong Today

Ape Fight

Fancy That

Berlin, Never And Nowhere

So Damn Hot

You Little Darlings

Draw The Czech Flag -- I Dare You

The Bad Touch, And Other Policy Blunders

The Love Parade (And Getting Laid)

An Introduction To Technical Idiom

Flickr Today: Everyone's A Protestor

The Week In Youtube: Wir Germans

F'd-Up Friday

A Change Of Heart

Flickr Today: No Duh

Three Approaches To Zidane

The Most Incredible Bahn

Welcome to Stralsund!

Mere Imposters

Flickr Today: The Kind It Takes

I Think It's Already Impeached

Unerwünscht

World Cup Report Card

Linguistic Integration

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 16: World Cup Recap

Flickr Today: The Wondrous Flag

SWIFT Sabotage

Rancorous And Vicious

Ab durch

Flickr Today: Yes, I Will Miss The World Cup

Out-Hitlering Hitler

Guess Who's Coming To Germany?

World Cup Mania Is Officially Over

Bigscreens and Jerseys

Flickr Today: In The Wee Small Hours On The Bahn

Youtube: We Can Now Laugh

Überpower

One Year Ago Today

Walk Of Shame

Flickr Today: Berlin Knows Color

Piercing The Veil Of Parliament

The Legend Of The Marble Footballs

Fiddlin' While Rome Burns

No Uranium, Or Limited Uranium

Flickr Today: The Cloppenburg Jesus Goes St. George

Snuck-In Stories

World Cup Fatalities

Someone Else Has Flag Problems

Death

Flickr Today: Fourth Of July

The Week In Youtube: Trabi Spot

Happy Mixed Feelings Day

Health Care, Revised

Pride Problems

Flickr Today: Italia's Erstwhile Fans

Who Is Now Laughing

Lidl Mart

Biogas!

The Lighter Side of Polizei

"Kittens"

Flickr Today: Send 'Em Home

Germany Versus Argentina

Awesome Hair, Man!

Can't Steal From The Rich

Dumbing Down The SMART

Flickr Today: The Pen And The Sword

Amihass Vs. Volkshass

The Week In Youtube: Hymn Of The Fans

Big Brother[s]

Zen And The Art Of Football

Flickr Today: Shirtless And Proud

Pissed

World What?

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 15: Cup-Crisis: Metathesis And Ecstasy At The Purr Of The Penalty Kick

So Miracles Do Exist

Flickr Today: Goodbye Black Stars

Pop Artists Of The World Cup

You'll Love This One

Within The House

Turks And Football

Unbeschnitten

Flickr Today: Keine Unzucht

Make Up Your Mind, Berlin!

Wot, Me?

Bruno Is Dead! Long Live Bruno!

The Bird Flu Cometh

Flickr Today: Football Fans Will Be Football Fans

English Fans Vs. German Fans

First Aid Spray

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 14: No Joy In Mudville

Flickr Today: A Farewell To Friends

The US Is Out

More Multi- Than Multi-

Strg-Alt-Entf

Flickr Today: Party People

Blood Oath

NAKED SPONTANEOUS GERMAN PATRIOTISM

The Blogrom* Continues

Social Spending In Germany

Flickr Today: Diving Sale

World Cup Scores Down = Stock Market Down

Der Schlenzer

Germany's Robots

Flickr Today: Ukranian Moon

30/6: The Mosaicmotion Stable Of DJs Goes For The Gusto

Sprechen Sie Festival?

Americans, Americans, Americans, Americans

Ampelmännchen Resists Arrest

Flickr Today: Screaming At You

D'ya Fancy The Players' Wives?

Youtube Friday: It's The Little Things

Shuckin' The Jive

Important Is An Understatement

Rookies On The Force

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 13: Catch Worldcup Fieber (pt. 2)

Flickr Today: Not All Of Them

Oh No Oh My

Flickr Today: Hamburger Bahnhof

Not Just A Tractor Shed

Our Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution Speaks Out

More Football-Playing Robots

Flickr Today: The Real Football

Keys To The Kingdom

Tabloid Warz

Well, Because It Is Cheaper

Flickr Today: Rules Are Made To Be Broken

Numbers Lie?

Youtube Today: Toward An Ontology Of Urinal Cakes

A Plea For Football

Behind The Bicycle

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 12: Catch Worldcup Fieber (pt.1)

She Videocasts Now -- For The Children

Flickr Today: Old vs. Old

The Week In Youtube: I Can Watch German TV!

Get Over It

Wurst Administration

Flickr Today: The Thing Everyone Says

They Suspect Nothing

Terrorist Al-Zarqawi Killed In Airstrike

Let The Games Begin

Flickr Today: The Laut And The (Non)Lame

The Major League Waits For No Man

They Knew About Eichmann!

Shoe-jimbo

Leniency Lamented in German Courts

Check The Blueprints

Flickr Today: Saxony Breakfast

Find Them, My Titanium-Clad Slaves!

Caller Number 6-6-6

Flickr Today: Japan Is The Key

Speak Like The Devil

Server Change

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 11: Berlin, What Are You Wearing?

Flickr Weekend Edition: Just Another Berlin Saturday

The Week In Youtube: Panzer!

Drop The Null, And Get With A Bull[e]

German Baby Murderer Sentenced

Flickr Today: Crown of Advertising Righteousness

I Want To Believe

Football Justice League

Any Way The Wind Blows

Flickr Today: Strangers In Paradise

You Are The Night, Leipzig!

Pulling Punches

The Stockholm Syndrome

Turkish Day

The Day In Flickr: Landesfarbenmann

No Other Way To Say It

We've All Got A Publicity Arm

Hooligan Crackdown Begins In Earnest

Youtube Gold: Diplomats In London

Joschka Fischer Explains It All

Jewish Spokespeople Unhappy With Papal Message At Auschwitz

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 10: K Is For Kompressor (Episode 3)

Hauptbahnhof Incident

Hauptbahnhof

Simply The Best

Treasure Troll In The Henhouse

The "Magic Formula"

Youtube Today: TV Total Has Its Janet Jackson In Evil Jared Hasselhof

Export-A-Go-Go

New Wineskins

Schäfer's Time Has Come

The Legend Of The $100 Laptop

Some, Yet Not Nearly Enough

It Goes Both Ways

Merkel Triumphant In China

Anglofritz Sticker Contest Extended To June 19th

Just Because Your Green Party's Big

Lehrter Bahnhof

Books And Covers

The Chess Game Continues

Youtube Exposed: U-Bahn Freakouts

Football : Robots :: Baby : Pacifier

Skinheads Strike

On My Block: Seagull

Bling Bling Deutschland!

Khaled al Masri's Formal Charges Denied

Be Strong, Google

Youtube Today: Filme Gegen Rechte Gewalt

S Wie Sozialgleichheit

So Things Have Been A Little Rough Lately

Danger Danger

We've All Got A Favorite Parent

Mostly Positive National Prejudices

Nazi Records Finally Released

German Cabinet Sends Troops To Congo

The American Nation's Greatest Newspaper

Subversive Art... Or Lashing Out At Dad?

Economy, No!

Nukes?

More BND Flak

Youtube This: The American Perspective on German Film

Overviews Sure Pile It On

Am I Oder Bin Ich Nicht Biased

Herr Braun? Bundesliga On Line 2

Maintain The Letter Of The Linguistic Law

The Week In Youtube: B-Ball Fight

Another Disappointing German Director: Wolfgang Petersen

Constitution Now

No Snuff For Coin

Brothel Raid!

Ami Go Home

These Are The Jokes

Madness, Madness, Madness

Stephen Colbert's Golden Hours

No Football For You, Mr. President

Open Letter (To A Landlord)

Germans Demand Poorly-Produced Papal Comedy

Did She Smile?

Rubber And Glue

Meiwes Eats It Hardcore

Will Scarlett And Friar Tuck Alive And Well In Germany

Attention: True Soccer Believers

The Greatest Genius Since Schopenhauer

Back From The New World

Don't Ask the Times: An Epic-Cheap Berlin Travel Guide (part 5)

Don't Ask the Times: An Epic-Cheap Berlin Travel Guide (part 4)

Don't Ask the Times: An Epic-Cheap Berlin Travel Guide (part 3)

Don't Ask the Times: An Epic-Cheap Berlin Travel Guide (part 2)

Don't Ask the Times: An Epic-Cheap Berlin Travel Guide

Well, I'm Off

One Stone At A Time

To Thief A Thief

The German Condition

Du Bist Der Hai Gesprungen

The Weakest People In The World

"Women To Blame"

Wow, Can You Believe It?

It's Netiquette

Different For Girls

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 9: K Is For Kompressor (Episode 2)

Groping... Or Coping?

Frodo Gets Punk't

Heroes of the Rhine

Exactly How It Is Done (Exactly)

The Money-Flusher: Some Thoughts

By Halves

Meanwhile, Back At The Dolce...

50 Million Little Nails

ANGLOFRITZ STICKER CONTEST: WIN €150!!!

Eat... Now!

Heads Out Of Asses, Please

Playing Games

Voyeurism, By Strata

You've Got To Realize

This Week's Rockets To Stardom

The Hexx

What Words Should We Use?

You Got The Memo

Arbeiter Flight

Eternal Vigilance

The Week In Murals

No, We're Listening

The Winds Of Change

World Cup Mania

Dead, Dead, Dead!

Video Talent Watch: Torsun

The War To End All Wars

Playing It Up

It's How We Eat

Tough Eggs To Crack

Dog Lies

Almost Two Weeks Late

Maxxximum Joy

The Week In Immigration

Not The Best Animation

Just Might Work

I Lost Count After "I Love You"

The Syncretism Of It All!

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 8: K Is For Kompressor (Episode 1)

Field Day

So Are You Nano?

Don't Get Too Angry

Race vs. Nation

Labor Strike Finally Ends

Peer To Peer Technology Is Enabling Terrorism

Can It Be?

Pimpstar Sighting: Berlin

Immigration Nations

Talent Spotlight -- Gemüseeintopf

Airbag (Not The Radiohead Song)

"This Adventure"

Too Shy

Supercalifragilistic Diversion

Nationalistic Wonderland Update

They Did Business Differently

Them And Not Us

What Makes German Directors Great

Cut My Face

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 7: The Australian Connection

Deutscher, Please

Döners and Decisions

Feeling More Like Dave Hasselhoff Every Day

Stay The F*$? Out Of Neukölln

The New York Times: Dead Wrong

Nationalistic Wonderland

Berlin In Hyperspace

Be More Like Estonia

The Great Escapes

That's Not My Imbiss

Fußball Rassismus Update

German Citizenship: 100 Questions, Part 2

The Letter Of The Law In The Fatherland

The Mann With Two Brains

Killing The Industry, Part 2

Da Da Da

Big Brother Germany Gets Hotter

Make The Tea, Magda

Rachel Corrie and Echtes Amerika

Viagra For The Soul

Scott Adams, Entrenched Democracies, And The Power Of The Mob

You're Killing The Industry, Typ!

Deutschland Uber Etwas

Attn: Talented Expats With Lots of Free Time

Boots And Braces

Runnin' Guns

Hiding In The Closet

Soccer Suxxxxx

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 6: Kanzlerin Küsschen

Rumsfeld: Target Or Fetishist?

The Riddle Of Corn (Part 2)

The Riddle Of Corn (Part 1)

The Germans, Unexplainable

Outrage

Icelandic Crisis Response Unit!

Your Child, My Choice

Debavarianize It

Funny, Not Funny

First, A Few Questions...

Serra Got Stuffed

Let's Make That 0.8% A 8.0%!

Dealin' and Dicin' in Neukölln

Riding Crop Optional

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 5: Battle for the Eternal Word

The Week In Bush

Live By The Sword

The Quad

Fanning Out

Shut Up Shut Up

Folliculitis

The Game Without Rules

Good Luck, Quaero

Gore Explains It All

Same As The Old Boss?

There's Never Just One Cockroach

Intensive Kill

"The Mother Of All Reforms"

The World Cup Day In Review -- Big Whup

The Tortoise And The Hare

We'll Only Reform You If You Listen

It Keeps Rolling Out

Dresden Does Suck After All

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 4: Kurtlar Vadasi -- Irak Reviewed

The Might Of Ages

An Augenblickkritik

What Else Can We Ban?

The Future Is Already Here

Ünpimping Dein Auto

Polar Opposites

The Bar Will Not Be Lowered

Globalkuppel

No Enigmas Shall Remain

Angela's Angles

Germans Aid Americans, Part 2

Not The Dogs, Please, Just Not The Dogs

No-Celebration Zone

Keep It Heilig

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 3: Interview with Kevin Bewersdorf

Finally, A Beer For The Wee Ones

Breaking News: Germans Aid Americans!

The Jerk And The Wolves -- Cinema Weekend In Berlin

Impending Disaster

Freedom Of Speech Triumphs Anew In Germany

Why Americans Can't Work Hard

Who Is Chosen?

Good, Bad -- I'm The Guy With The Gun

Descending Into The Valley

Two Films About It

Will There Ever Be A Love

Ice Royalty

Mr. Irving, Continued

Stranger In A Strange Klo: Observations On The State Of Evacuation In Germany

Longhorn Go Home

I Want To Believe

You Were Just Getting Interesting, Irving

Zu Rauchen, Or Nicht Zu Rauchen?

It's Not That Simple

When In Doubt, Denglish

How To Always Finish First

Anglofritz Gets Its Hands Dirty

Hard And Soft Unemployment

Thanks, But No Thanks

Billy Zane Is To Blame

You're Being Impossible

Today's Online Diversion: Satellite-Mapping Your Life

Choose Your Own Sexual Adventure

Wiener Schnitzel, Show Thy True Face

As Long As There's No CCTV Involved

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 2: Race The Sun

Penetrating The Fatherland

More On Dresden

A Time To Make Friends

It's Not A Tumor

Better Than Ben Affleck?

John From Germany

Guest Of The Nation

It's The Economy, Esel

Cartoons Is Hilarious

Escape From London

De-Rezzed, Part 2

Yes, In Our Funnies

"Bond Villain" Sentenced

Danke Für Deutsch Kaufen!

Billions McMillions

A Tangled Web

The Hollow Revolution

It's Her World; We Just Live In It

Sound-off From Egypt

The Mighty Isotope

Brace Yourself For American Football

Bush's Killing Power Acknowledged

To Cleanse A Palate

Too Fat?!?!!?!

I Saw Brangelina!!!

"Professional Integration"

More On The Danish Funnies

Anglofritz Insult To Injury

Holy Crap

America Update: WTF?

Hostages Further Threatened

Anglostalgie

Did Germany Drop The Ball At The Munich Olympics?

Anglofritz Is Ailing

The Adventure Of The Hooded Lady

The First Gate

East Versus West

Jack Bauer Doesn't Compromise

The Whelping Drought

I Love Him Too, But...

Wir Haben Die Kur!

61 Years Of The Scar

In A Way, We're Just Like China

Don't Get Too Comfortable: She's Going To Leave Eventually

It's The Economy, Stupid

Bling Bling, Insurgents!

Munich Premieres In Munich

Du Bist Inkorrekt

I Hate Buddhists

Restitutions Large

You Give Blogs A Bad Name

Outsourcing Torture

Kill Iran

Joy Is Law

De-rezzed

Spiegel, Reflect Thyself: This Week's Atlantic Forum

Don't Call It A Comeback -- Because It Probably Isn't

Chirac On The Warpath

Let The Games Begin

Moribund The Burgermeister

Breaking The Rules

Physician, Heal Thyself

Two Masters?

Plane Sense

Piggybackin'

At The Sit 'N Bull Steakhouse

The Illusory Forklift Video Crackdown

Get Used To It

The Quaerevolution

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Our New Blogroll

Reading Between The Lines

Page 12 Retraction

ANGLOFRITZ PODCAST 1: THE SUMMIT

The €200 Million Question

The Pope Is Losing It

Turning On The Boss

Aerial Attack -- How Deep Will The Bird Flu Take Us?

Europe Is Officially A Land Of PC Gaylords

Make That "Q" An "N"

A Collaborative Effort

Overtime or Espresso?

A Well-Lit, Convenient Cancer

Catch The Worldcup Fieber, Berlin!

Those Careless Soldiers!

EU Title Bout: Us Versus Us

It's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 6)

If You Eat Us, Do We Not Bleed?

Et Tu, China?

Dresdner On The Stand

Breaking News -- Discrimination!

Cattle Crisis

How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?

He Makes It Easy

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 5)

Making Nice

Whore Power!

Crossover Appeal

Moving Target

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 4)

Fear And Knowledge

Germany, Save Us!

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 3)

Who Else Banned Books?

Snip, Snip, Snip

See, This Is What He Did

Gemütlichkeit

Wanting Your Share (And Then What To Do)

Confessions of a Dictator

Menage A Froid

Sabotage aboard the Hindenburg?

A Rumsfeld for Germany

Happy New Year

Lach, Clown, Lach

You Just Try To Blitz Anglofritz

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 2)

Hidden Costs

Eerie, Thuringen

Attack Of The Clones

Against The Accusations: Completing Axel Boldt's "Subjective Comparison" (Pt. 1)

This Is Exactly What I'm Talking About

Behind Every Logo

The Stockholm Syndrome

Against The Accusations: Anglofritz Completes The Observations Of Boldt

Jingle All The Way (Out Of Graz)

Ich Bin Es Lieben

Benedict Battles The Pink Robots

Headwraps And Hartz IV

Kicked Out In Time For Christmas

My German Tax Shelter Was Gone

It's The Most Wonderful Time

I'm Watching Your Hands, Governor

Das Ist Genug, Schnauze

But Who's Paying For All That Collagen?

More on Combining The Languages

The State Of The Union

He Never Loses

Scarves And Headwraps

If You Can't Do, Teach

Second Childhood

I Have No Comment On This Matter At This Time

Islam Powder Keg

Baby, We're The Same

Taking Lumps

More Munich

Cycle Tour

Munich Madness

I Thought This Is What You Wanted

Schäuble Träuble

We're All In The Same Gang

Is It Racism Or Nationalism?

Sabotage!

Caring For The Least Of These

Give Them An Inch

Cult, Or Relig-- No, It's Definitely A Cult

Keeping It Cheap In Hong Kong

Guessing At A Future

The Title Bout

The Gold Chancellor

Fighting Uphill

Sources In A Perfect Internet

The CIA Flights, part 2

Develop Your Alias

Like Your First Job After Getting Fired Was So Great

Insulating The Women Of The Night

A Keystroke On Germanish-Americonic Relations

Trouble in Hong Kong

But Do They Like Propaganda?

Girl Power!

The CIA Flights, part 1


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